the unabridged text by award-winning author David Sedaris
directed by Greg Santos, featuring Ron Bagden

Get ready to laugh at the holiday season like never before with Santaland Diaries, David Sedaris’ darkly comedic account of his stint as a Christmas elf named “Crumpet” at Macy’s presented in its original version as published in The New Yorker. This one-night-only reading features Ron Bagden, a longtime Macy’s employee who has seen his fair share of wild holiday seasons, bringing a unique and personal touch to this delightfully irreverent monologue.

Through Crumpet’s sharp and sardonic lens, Sedaris reveals the chaotic, hilarious and sometimes bittersweet realities of holiday retail, complete with demanding shoppers, bewildered children and the eccentric personalities of his fellow elves. Sedaris pulls back the curtain on the commercial madness of Christmas, blending satire with unexpectedly heartwarming moments to offer both humor and a touch of holiday truth.

Perfect for those who want a holiday experience that’s equal parts comedy and commentary, Santaland Diaries is sure to entertain with Sedaris’ signature wit and keen eye for human nature. Don’t miss your chance to join us for an evening of laughter, wit and holiday spirit!

Please note: Santaland Diaries contains adult themes and is recommended for mature audiences.